Jeff Lantern is also available for family shows!

Jeffs new book, enjoy with a nice cup of Tea! (or Coffee)

Sit down, take the weight off your tired feet and spend some time with the nations favourite, Writer, Performer, Conspiracy Theorist and Sex Instructor (free sex voucher inside) and enjoy…

A NICE CUP OF TEA WITH JEFF LANTERN.

Vegetarian alternative to Steak and whatever you feel comfortable doing sexually day!

On ‘Steak and Blowjob Day’ why not free yourself from Male sexual/violent oppression by celebrating Jeff Lanterns alternative

‘Vegetarian alternative to Steak and whatever you feel comfortable doing sexually day!

To celebrate this special day, Jeff has unveiled a new range of Incense including;

‘Jeffs Vegetarian Collection’

and also ‘Jeffs Erotic Collection’.

All items available from Jeffs Stall*

For future appearences of Jeff Lantern, please check the Truth Explosion gig list.

*Assuming promoters don’t mind me setting up a stall in thier venue.