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Jeffs new book explodes other conspiracy theorists Reptillian Agenda.

Published February 14, 2012 by jefflantern

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The Time is Fantastic

Published February 12, 2012 by jefflantern

Free yourself from the oppressive delusion of ‘time’, while also reminding yourself the present moment* is fantastic! by sticking a childs reward sticker on your watch face!

You can also customize this design depending on whether you want time to be good, very good, great or excellent!

Please note the Jeff Lanterns Truth Explosion customised fun-watch is not very useful if you actually want to know what the time is.

In these circumstances, Jeff recommends wearing another watch on your other arm. That way, if someone asks you the time you can say ‘do you want to know what THE time is? or what time is?

* Please note, If you would like to find out more about how to live in the present moment which is all we ever have, the writings of Jon Kabat Zinn are less patronising than Eckhart Tolle.