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Jeff Lantern appointed official UK campaign officer for Coyne/Drozd 2012: We’ve got the power now!

Published March 24, 2012 by jefflantern


Wayne Coyne and Steven Drozd are going to be the next President and Vice President of the United States of America in 2012!  
(if they get enough votes)


And Jeff Lantern has just been appointed the official UK campaign officer for Coyne/Drozd 2012!

Wayne Coyne loves animals, Steven Drozd is kind to children, and together they front the world’s finest neo-psychedelia rock band, The Flaming Lips.  They are the kind of people we need in the White House helping make America fucking cool again. (Also pictured above are future Secretary of State: Kliph Scurlock, and future NASA Director: Michael Ivins)

Wayne Coyne is pro Pot, and against EvilRobots. Taking stands on today’s most important issues, Wayne Coyne is a new kind of candidate.  He isn’t afraid to call his supporters “Motherfuckers”, and doesn’t shy away from nudity, strobe lights, or smoke machines. He says what he’ll do, then he does it.  From Gummy Skulls with USB drives implanted in them to building a full scale UFO.  It’s time for us to elect an honest, hard working, real man of the people, who isn’t afraid to give out 10,000 laser pointers to an audience. They’re just humans with wives and children.

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aka: The infamous WC photo bombing incident of 08…

Show your support!

If you want to help Jeff Lantern get Wayne Coyne and Steven Drozd elected in 2012, please continue on to the Stickers & T-shirts page and order several for you, friends, and family members.  All profits from the sale of Coyne/ Drozd 2012 stickers go to help two good causes: The Central Oklahoma Humane Society and Planned Parenthood. and will hopefully be available soon from Jeff Stall!!!

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Measures 3 inches by 4.5 inches (non edible)

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Stickers & T-Shirts

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Coyne Drozd 2012: We’ve got the power now


Disclaimer: The website http://www.coynedrozd2012.com is not affiliated with Wayne Coyne, Steven Drozd,or The Flaming Lips
No cats were harmed in the design of this site or the stickers. 

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Happy Mothers Day!

Published March 18, 2012 by jefflantern

Why not celebrate Mothers Day with a range of items from Jeffs Stall, including free Mothers Day Card, Mug (that raises awareness about Mental Health) and a range of maternal scents..

What Mother wouldn’t want to wake up to this selection of items and think

‘Yes, it’s on days like today, I’m glad I’ve brought that into the world!’

FREE DOWNLOAD!
Happy Mothers Day

(Please delete Son/Daughter as appropriate)

Jeffs new book for media professionals

Published March 17, 2012 by jefflantern

Many conspiracy theorists believe that various pop extravaganzas, such as Madonnas recent performance at the Superbowl are actually Satanic ceremonies conducted by the shadowy ruling elite who secretly rule us from the shadows.

Whilst this isn’t entirely implausable, there is another possibilty that most fashion designers tend to be very busy people with very demanding clients, working to very tight deadlines. Consequently, many busy designers may not have the time to investigate arcane witchcraft literature to ensure any symbols or logos they may design arn’t misinterpreted. My new book above is specifically designed for the busy fashion designer ‘on the go’ just to ensure there are no ambiguities in future extravagant productions.

And also if the same images keep recurring (Pyramids, All seeing eyes, Nick Clegg, etc.) Then what more evidence do we need to prove that everybody who works in the media is a blood drinking, shape shifting,  Satan worshipping reptillion!

(Other than observing anybody in the media performing any of those actions with our own eyes..)

Vegetarian alternative to Steak and whatever you feel comfortable doing sexually day!

Published March 14, 2012 by jefflantern

On ‘Steak and Blowjob Day’ why not free yourself from Male sexual/violent oppression by celebrating Jeff Lanterns alternative

‘Vegetarian alternative to Steak and whatever you feel comfortable doing sexually day!

To celebrate this special day, Jeff has unveiled a new range of Incense including;

‘Jeffs Vegetarian Collection’

and also ‘Jeffs Erotic Collection’.

All items available from Jeffs Stall*

For future appearences of Jeff Lantern, please check the Truth Explosion gig list.

*Assuming promoters don’t mind me setting up a stall in thier venue.

FREE YOURSELF FROM THE OPPRESSIVE DELUSION OF MOON CYCLES!

Published March 6, 2012 by jefflantern

Happy 65th day of the year to you!

Whats that? You’re still living your life by the cycle of the moon?

Loser..

The moon revolves around us, she is our bitch, so why should we be her ‘Timeslave’?

So if you wish to join me, and liberate yourself from being restrained by the Lunar Cycle,
I have made a handy PDF you can print off and keep to identify what day of the year it is! (please note, you still need to know what month it is)

Love, hugs and gentle awakening of your Sacral Chakra! (the sex one.)

Jeff xx

Download PDF here

Moon Cycle Freedom